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Playing House Review

October 26, 2011 By Horror Palace Leave a Comment

Playing House Cover PosterMovie: Playing House 
Year: 2010
Studio: UV Pictures
Director: Tom Vaughan
Language: English
Length: 84 Minutes
Sub-Genre: Thriller

Plot: In this taut thriller, newlyweds Jen and Mitch find that three’s company and four’s a crowd when they ask their friend Danny to move in with them to share expenses. But a sweet situation turns sour when Danny invites a new person into the mix.

Review: Playing House is in the vain of box office megahit “Fatal Attraction” and on the independent side “She’s Crushed” from 2009. It is not a movie that brings anything new to the table, but that doesn’t hurt it for me. It is very rare for a new movie to have a completely unique concept, and it pains me that a lot of reviewers hold that against films. Pretty much every film ever made nowadays has implemented something from the past.

So let’s jump to the story; a doctor (Craig Welzbacher) and his chef wife (Sarah Prikryl) buy their dream home, and to help pay the mortgage they invite there friend (Matt Lusk) to stay with them. He is the quintessential definition of a nerd; dorky and ugly with low self esteem. He commissions the Internet to setup a date for him and guess what; a hot Latina (Mayra Leal) shows up and takes a liking to him, or does she?

The story progresses into a sick obsession with the opposite male which leads to murder, lies and all sorts of thrilling engagements. You come to learn that a housemate has a troubling past as in all these style obsession films. What helps Playing House so much is that the two women in it are absolute knockouts. In addition, the acting was very credible and totally believable. There wasn’t that many instances in this movie I thought they were out of character.

For me, this was a gripping story that I was fully invested in. I “cared” about the characters and I wanted to see the loon get justice. The final 30 minutes of the film get tense, and even though most of these style films are predictable down to the T, I was fully absorbed in the characters. Playing House even had a riveting audio track in certain parts I liked. The downfall wasn’t much; a few poor fighting scenes, it drug in spots and they skimped on the gore. Overall it is well worth a watch. Would I watch it again you might ask; I don’t think so, once you know the outcome there is nothing left to revisit.

Reviewer: BillChete
Date: 10/26/2011
Rating: 5½/10
Recommendation: Rental
Trailer: Watch
DVD: Buy.com
BluRay: N/A
Social Media: Facebook

Filed Under: Horror Movie Reviews Tagged With: attraction, craig, crushed, fatal, house, leal, lusk, matt, mayra, pictures, playing, prikryl, sarah, shes, thriller, uv, welzbacher

Trick `r Treat Review

October 15, 2011 By Horror Palace Leave a Comment

Trick `r Treat cover posterMovie: Trick `r Treat
Year: 2007
Studio: Legendary Pictures
Director: Michael Dougherty
Language: English
Length: 82 Minutes
Sub-Genre: Thriller, Horror Anthology

Plot: Four mini tales surround a school principal who’s involved in macabre extra-curricular activities, a few kids who have devised a cruel prank, four attractive young women who are looking for a good time, and a crotchety old man whose disposition may have something to do with a dark secret from his past. And then there’s Sam, a creepy little character who’s a common thread that runs through all the stories and is the mascot of “Trick `r Treat.”

Review: Alfred Hitchcock once described a scenario involving a bomb under a table. He said if we don’t know the bomb is under the table and it explodes, we are surprised; whereas, if we know the bomb is under the table — but not when it will detonate — that’s suspense.

Michael Dougherty wrote and directed this neat little film called “Trick `r Treat” (2007), which is a throwback to the 1980s horror anthology that employs both surprise and suspense. “Trick `r Treat” has many comedic elements and it’s a tiny bit creepy, as well. It also has some genuinely disturbing aspects that involve children. Above all, “Trick `r Treat” is a cinematic celebration of Halloween.

The enjoyment of this movie comes from its four interwoven stories that transpire on Halloween night in a small, Ohio town called Warren Valley. Doughtery plays with the narrative structure of the film and rearranges the timeline of events, so the horror stories overlap and dovetail with one another. Though this may sound confusing, it’s actually quite delightful — a strange word, I know, to describe a horror film. The director also plays with our expectations, providing us with frequent twists.

Mike Dougherty is known for his screenplays for the impressive “X2″ (2003) and the disappointing “Superman Returns” (2006). But in 1996, he wrote, directed and produced an animated short film called “Season’s Greetings,” which features his character Sam, and serves as the inspiration for this feature film. (By the way, “Season’s Greetings” can be viewed as a special feature on the “Trick `r Treat” DVD.)

“Trick `r Treat” doesn’t try to shock us with depictions of torture or gore (though it has a little gore). This film surprises us with troubling twists that are delivered after seeds of suspense have been sown, and the result is a little, haunting treasure that’s impossible to describe without using the word “fun.”

“Trick `r Treat” is a must-own film that should be a part of every horrorphile’s collection and, as far as I’m concerned, is required viewing every year around Halloween. Indeed, I predict that “Trick `r Treat” will be to Halloween as “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946) is to Christmas. Or, at least, it should be.

Reviewer: Jay of the Dead
Date: 10/15/2011
Rating: 8.5/10
Recommendation: Buy it!
Trailer: Watch
DVD: Amazon
BluRay: Amazon
Social Media: Facebook

Filed Under: Halloween, Horror Movie Reviews Tagged With: anna paquin, brian cox, dylan baker, horror anthology, michael dougherty, trick or treat, trick r treat

Orphan Review

October 13, 2011 By Horror Palace 2 Comments

Orphan cover posterMovie: Orphan
Year: 2009
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra
Language: English
Length: 123 Minutes
Sub-Genre: Evil Kid, Thriller

Plot: John and Kate Coleman (Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga) have two children, but after their third child is stillborn, they decide to “give their love to another child who needs it.” At St. Mariana Home for Girls they find Esther, a 9-year-old orphan from Russia who is well-mannered, intelligent and uncommonly insightful. After quickly deciding that Esther should be a part of their family, the couple adopt her. But something is wrong with Esther. Among other things, she seems to be an evil seed, a cunning master manipulator whose propensity for violence is reminiscent of a Joe Pesci wise guy.

Review: In the movies, horror often happens to families that deserve it least. From earlier this year, “The Haunting in Connecticut” depicts a family whose primary haunting victim also suffers from cancer. “Orphan,” which is also set in Connecticut, afflicts a family already afflicted by the loss of their baby. The characters’ vulnerability evokes our pity for them. Our concern heightens the suspense of watching their peril.

“Orphan” is another “evil kid flick,” akin to “The Good Son” (1993), “Godsend” (2004) or “Children of the Corn” (1984). Isabelle Fuhrman plays Esther. In preparation for her role, the young actress learned some sign language and studied Russian to develop an accent, which isn’t always consistent, but it’s an admirable performance for a 12-year-old. Fuhrman’s creepy character demonstrates the power of lighting and makeup: Note the contrast in Esther’s appearance from her introductory scene with her final scene.

This film reminded me of how masterful Alfred Hitchcock was at conjuring terror in broad daylight. It’s genuinely scary when nightmares erupt from typically benign situations or people — such as a child. “Orphan” is disturbing because we wouldn’t expect a child who needs a home to try to destroy it.

Technically, “Orphan” is a thriller and a drama, with moments of horror violence. This film escalates from uneasy to unlikely, to unseemly to unsettling. One of the movie’s greatest strengths is the way it doesn’t rely on supernatural phenomena for its nightmares; instead, it has many cringe-eliciting moments where we think, “Oh no, surely they (the filmmakers) won’t do that” — and sometimes they do.

A note to the overly sensitive or squeamish, “Orphan” has several upsetting elements, such as violence involving children, both perpetrated by — and against — children. But for hard-core horror fans like the readers of this Web site, “Orphan” is relatively tame.

Reviewer: Jay of the Dead
Date: 10/13/2011
Rating: 6/10
Recommendation: Rental
Trailer: Watch
DVD: Amazon
BluRay: Amazon
Social Media: Facebook

Filed Under: Horror Movie Reviews Tagged With: bad seed, esther, evil kid, isabelle fuhrman, jaume collet-serra, orphan, peter sarsgaard, vera farmiga

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