Some say he was created by nature and others believe he went off the rails then settled in the forest. What is well-known is that he is as sadistic as they come. For irony he wears the bow-tie and green jumpsuit, but he takes his killing sprees very seriously. Nobody can even try to guess how many bodies he buried over the years and all the witnesses died while staring upon his happy face. He returns bodies to where they come from after he beats them to a bloody pulp. The soft corpses can easily be digested by Mother-nature.
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Let’s Laugh Together
Unlike most clowns, she is seductive and impossible to reject. She starts with innocent laughter then works her way to driving you insane. Once you lose all sense of reality she bites down and drags your soul straight through the gates of hell. During what feels like a never ending torture session she sucks all the life out of your body until you reach that eternal slumber, leaving your soul in the middle of the fire.
Let’s Clown Around!
From all the nightmares you may have had, this is probably the worst. The oversized head is overwhelming in more ways than one and the big mouth can easily consume big chunks of flesh. The lines across his face speak of experience and irritation. He doesn’t like to waste any time in getting into your mind and showing the real darkness your parents couldn’t tell you about, because they didn’t know it existed. Well it’s real, and when you stand face to face with this clown the truth dies with you.
I’m A Real Cut Up!
Don’t be fooled, the saw in his hand is blunt and rusted for years now. It’s more painful and excessive this way. He particularly likes the feeling of reaching the bone, because it doesn’t tear so easily and the sound is like a powerful drug that urges him to keep going. There is nothing clean about sawing people into unrecognizable pieces and for him there are various shades of red he hasn’t seen yet.
I Do Bloody Windows
Blood stains are very difficult to get out of materials, but on windows it’s just a matter of wiping it off. These are the simple fundamentals this clown is made to follow and the harder you hit the more it will splatter like a hellish rainstorm. The thrill of painting singular apocalyptic pieces on windows, only to clean it off and do it again cannot be replaced by something better. He gets to do it over and over again.