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Donner Pass Review

August 19, 2012 By Horror Palace Leave a Comment

Donner Pass Cover PosterMovie: Donner Pass
Year: 2012
Studio: Arroyo Filmworks
Director: Elise Robertson
Stars: Joel Stoffer, Erik Stocklin, Desiree Hall
Language: English
Length: 86 Minutes
Sub-Genre: Cannibal, Thriller

 

Plot: More than 150 years after a party of settlers came to a gruesome end in the snowbound Donner Pass, a group of teenagers on a ski trip are horrified to discover that someone in the area still has a voracious appetite for human flesh.

Review: The story of George Donner and his party back in the 1800’s who turned cannibalistic never ceases to die. There have been many horror movies of this same premise, most notably Ravenous and the aptly named The Donner Party that starred Crispin Glover. At least Donner Pass is not a dated piece albeit this movie does start with an opening sequence spent back in time that sort of explains the story.

There are a few minimalistic changes in Donner Pass but nothing particularly exciting explaining. The basic idea is that when you eat the flesh of a human it gives you all sorts of power, cravings and hunger for more human flesh; a wendigo, and a dozen more movies in the same vain. It’s always better making sure that the human meat is fresh which gives you even more visions and strength. 

In Donner Pass you are following a bunch of high school students who are out for a good time in the Nevada mountains. The story almost flows like a slasher, you have stalkings (extremely poor ones at that), killings and dumb teenagers that do the opposite things that you would, if you were put into a situation like this. Suffice it to say, the movie drug at times with stupid kid antics and annoying character portrayals.

The acting was hit and miss, with some being bearable and others being utterly annoying. There are a few positives; the film was shot well, the action was discernable and pleasing at times taking place in the snow. And the soundtrack was decent for this style horror movie, nothing outstanding but it did work. Now onto a few negatives; CGI snow and blaring green scenes while in the cars, quite pitiful to be honest. Plus, the climax of the movie was such a let down, predictable, retarded and uneventful.

Finalizing my review of Donner Pass, I would like to throw this out to writers and filmmakers; how about this idea; get off these old legends and stories that have been done umpteen times. You could have had the same movie without ever mentioning the Donner Party with very minor changes. Give us viewers a break because Donner Pass is getting docked a few points simply for rehashing the same old myth. My final words are this; Donner Pass is a run of the mill movie that falls flat on many fronts, chalk this up as an avoid.

 

Reviewer: BillChete
Date: 08/19/2012
Rating: 4/10
Recommendation: Avoid
Trailer: Watch
DVD: Amazon
BluRay: N/A
Social Media: Twitter

Filed Under: Horror Movie Reviews Tagged With: arroyo, cannibal, cannibalistic, crispin, desiree, donner, elise, erik, filmworks, george, glover, hall, joel, Party, pass, Ravenous, robertson, stocklin, stoffer, thriller

American Scream King Review

May 5, 2012 By Horror Palace 1 Comment

American Scream King Cover PosterMovie: American Scream King
Year: 2010
Studio: Brain Damage Films
Director: Joel Paul Reisig
Stars: Jordon Hodges, Joel Paul Reisig, Aranzazu Diez, Kristin Mellian
Language: English
Length: 71 Minutes
Sub-Genre: Slasher, Horror/Comedy

 

Plot: When two sleazy street hoods wind up in possession of a video camera, they decide to make it big by shooting their own horror movie. Not ones to let a lack of funds, actors, or filmmaking experience stand in their way, the psycho duo opts to simply kill young women for real and record the grisly results.

Review: When you pop in an ultra low-budget horror flick, I always get excited. You never know before the movie begins if you have a gem in your hands. Well that feeling fades immediately with American Scream King. This is yet another one that tries the “Grindhouse” feel with black lines and weird squigglies running through the film. What these filmmakers fail to realize is that the 70’s cheap video camera style doesn’t work. You need some spit shine and polish to pull off the dated look, a la Death Stop Holocaust that the Grisly Zone team reviewed on Episode 028.

Off to the story; 2 lowlifes are wanting to make a horror film, they write 3 rules on a chalkboard when coming up with a concept. They state you need “Boobs, a Beast and Blood” and the rest doesn’t matter. While contemplating the effects portion they realize they have no idea what they are doing, so they concoct their ultimate plan of just killing the abductees, in effect, needing no special effects. What transpires is a group of women tied up in a basement (most topless or each one will become topless) while the 2 high school dropouts play little “games” with them.

Because American Scream King is a short movie, thank god, you still have to sit through the 2 leads “trying” to be demented, all the while making a “mock” on the genre I so dearly love. It’s amazing to me that filmmakers enter into the horror genre, have no idea how to make a movie, and can pass this off to us (horror fans) knowing that we will buy them. And we do, we love horror and support indies, but we have got to draw a line somewhere. Even more unbelievable and astonishing is that the writer/director/actor Joel Paul Reisig has his own “How-to Film School” at Be Your Own Hollywood. If you want to produce low-grade schlock that no one will like, and ruin your career, take the course!

Lets keep the ripping going on American Scream King, horrible audio quality, the screaming peaks and distorts making it unbearable, atrocious acting all around, and this one I am adding a “Stupid” factor of a 10. You may be thinking, I am coming in with the lowest possible overall score of a 1, but I always give credit where credit is due; there is one part with a drill that was actually passable (at least they did a little work there), and some of the girls were easy on the eyes.

American Scream King found distribution in February of this year and is available on DVD if you want to see how bad a horror film can be. After the review I shouldn’t have to say it but avoid American Scream King at all cost. It is not worth even a one-time rent.

Reviewer: BillChete
Date: 05/05/2012
Rating: 2/10
Recommendation: Avoid
Trailer: Watch
DVD: Red Tag Market
BluRay: N/A
Social Media: Facebook

Filed Under: Horror Movie Reviews Tagged With: american, aranzazu, brain, comedy, damage, diez, film, films, grindhouse, hodges, hollywood, joel, jordon, king, kristin, mellian, paul, reisig, school, Scream, slasher

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