Eveyone always ask " whom the fuck is Barney"... I have story about what he does in the past. I was the tender age of 9000 when i turned my tv on to channel of kids show. Barney was on screen when i saw the kid next to him eat raserblade. I was scared and said "shit he died". Then Barney looks at me while im magooterbating because i becam hard. He said " why are we alive if all we saw wass deaf". Then it happen... Barney fucking died. I finally ejacubalated all over my screen. But it was blod. Barney scream and say " now youre dead faggot". My mom say " no swearing, are you getting mad at tv?" … [Read more...] about Barney Fucking Dies