Eveyone always ask ” whom the fuck is Barney”… I have story about what he does in the past. I was the tender age of 9000 when i turned my tv on to channel of kids show. Barney was on screen when i saw the kid next to him eat raserblade. I was scared and said “shit he died”. Then Barney looks at me while im magooterbating because i becam hard. He said ” why are we alive if all we saw wass deaf”. Then it happen… Barney fucking died. I finally ejacubalated all over my screen. But it was blod. Barney scream and say ” now youre dead faggot”. My mom say ” no swearing, are you getting mad at tv?” i say ” no my cuck is bleeding and braney die on screen” she say ” ok have nice day”. It was then that barnry came out of screen and smelled my socks with his erec cok. He rape me, and i sad ” wait are not you dead?”. he said ” oh”, then fell backward onto tv and broke it. my mom brok my neck because of tv so i wuz in hospital for 3, but at least barney dead
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